4.15.2007

Jackass Number Two

Director: Jeff Tremaine
(2006)

Johnny Knoxville and his crazy crew return even more disgusting and outrageous than the first time! It doesn't take much convincing at all that these gentle(well, less than)men perform all of these stunts for pure shock value and while some of them are infinitely entertaining, others of them are utterly disgusting!

I got a huge kick out of the wall valentine with a little punch and the old woman who gets out of the cab at the restaurant and loses all of her clothing and instead of acknowledging her nakedness she just walks around as if nothing is out of the ordinary. I laughed uncontrollably at these parts but I had to get up and leave the room during the part where a horse's sperm was caught in a bottle and then drank by Bam Margera. That's something you couldn't pay me all the money in the world to watch let alone actually attempt to do! I vomited at this part just from the dialogue I heard because I wouldnt dare open my eyes to watch it.

I completely understand the appeal of these types of films and there is no doubt in my mind that Jackass Number Two will not be the last of the Jackass movies. Girls, undoubtably, go out and see them because Johnny Knoxville is such eye candy and Guys, because of the nasty boy things that take place. I'm convinced that only boys can come up with and enjoy doing the crazy things they do in the film. I may be convinced otherwise if in the next installment they actually add a girl to the cast and stop terrorizing Bam's Mom, April! haha.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up bitch!
Even immortal technique said sweetback's was a good film. So shut the fuck up!